Heyyyy.
Down here! I know this is awkward. But…Yeah, your shoe is talking. Well if you paid any attention to me you’d know that I talk. Gosh. Is this a problem? No I’ll tell you a problem. You are always stomping around! That’s a problem. Do you have some problems you want to get out? Oh, I’m sure it’s not about me. But you know you’re taking it out on me. Like you got a problem with me or something. Is it too much to not always walk so mad and run around all the time? Cause I get tired too ya’ know. It’s not easy being a shoe. Yeah I have feelings! I’m well aware that I’m a shoe…I have to sacrifice and give up my down time on your calls… I don’t know if you noticed but you’re not one for taking breaks. Especially from me! Would it kill you to use the black boots just sitting in the closet all day long that you NEVER wear? ‘Cause I need a break.
That brings me to my next point. Would it kill you to get a pedicure? I know times are rough… but so are your feet. There is only so much I can take girl. I mean you don’t even have to get a pedicure. Just soak them in some highly medicated hot water. Well if I’m not comfortable than why do you wear me almost every day!? Yeah, I went there.
I’m pretty? Well, that’s sweet. OH stop with yourrrrr flatterrryyyyyyy!
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