Father & Son
The macho pair who commonly use the man hug, a nice squeeze and pats on the back… classic. Is there more than meets the eye to this duo? Is there a problem with not gushing out their feelings? Not at all, but men are silly. They believe, to their core, that they have to be the rock of the family. The men have to be steady and supportive. This is why normal people can never get their emotions out in the open. This also explains the cavemen talks they have with one another, because they have to be the manly rocks…
Mother & Daughter
“I HATE YOU!”… An hour later… “Love you mommy.” These two are the classic bipolar pair. They gush their feelings out or hide them in a passive way. Who knows what’s real between them. The highs and lows of a rollercoaster mimics their relationship. Are they naturally dramatic or is it an inclination to start drama just to say they overcame it? Either way it can kill a relationship or make it stronger. As a matter of fact I think that mother and daughter relationships are the strongest of all relationships. No one, no matter how amazing they may be, can replace yo Momma.
Mother & Son
Nothing is worse than a Momma’s boy… Mothers ruin their sons, and their future wives and girlfriends’ lives. Yeah, I said it. Nobody will ever be good enough for these guys, no matter how imperfect these Momma’s boys may be. Nope, Momma’s ruin them. Then, they are incapable of love. All because their mothers couldn’t just LET GO! No, I’m kidding. Although these guys who let me say… have been, handicapped, by their mothers… will have a pickier selection when it comes to who they choose to become serious with. Just like in Jersey Shore! We all know that Vinny is a Momma’s boy and it takes him forever to stop being promiscuous in season two. Finally he settles down with that one Romanian chick Ramona. Maybe his mom shouldn’t have cleaned and cooked so much for him and he would have settled down earlier…
Father & Daughter
Ahhhh. The best for last. Fathers make princesses, the good fathers at least. I’m a princess, my dad always treated me like royalty, so many may argue that he ruined me just as a mother does her son. But, the way I see it, he just set my expectations very high for my future suitors. I am perfectly content with that, my dad prepared me to pick out the good guys from the Jerkfaces to find one good enough for this Princess.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaahhhh PRINCESSSS yeaaaaaaaaah!!!!!! :]
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